Welcome to our weekly rundown of cool internet stuff. What are we talking here? We’re talking hot new hashtags, we’re talking cool new vids, and, of course, we’re talking ’bout them classic bloops and fails. Think of it this way: If it can be found online, it can probably be found here.
When you say 6 seconds is enough but you just lying to yourself
Easily the best thing to happen on the internet in the last 30 days is the almost complete meme-takeover of “Why You Always Lying.” Unfortunately for meme fiends, what started out as an Instagram video was immediately shortened to a Vine and is now mostly seen spreading in the form of single-image reaction posts. BUT NO MORE! Finally, it’s creator has blessed us all with this full-length, 4:20 second version of THE song of September.
When you stuck in traffic and your song comes on
Feel free to watch this for as long as you want, just remember there are still seven more great things left on this list.
When you think a tweet is real, but you bein’ trolled and now you look real dumb
Earlier this week, Twitter genius @jonnysun fired off the following mind-blowing tweet. If you like attention to detail, check out how many tabs he has open on each screenshot.
omg.. Will O. Smith and Jada N. Smith pic.twitter.com/6Dz6d5YB5Y— jomny sun (@jonnysun) September 14, 2015
Of course, you and I both know that Will Smith’s middle name is NOT Oliver. (His first name is Willard, tho.) Oh wait, you didn’t know that? And you actually thought this was true for years even though that’s never been the case and never will be? Allow me to introduce you to some friends.
@jonnysun I figured this out a while back. I forgot to tweet about it.— Danielle Fontaine (@JetPixi) September 14, 2015
@jonnysun Lol, did you seriously just realize this?— Jason Martinez (@Jason4breakfast) September 14, 2015
Noting new here, everybody already knew about this.... https://t.co/7V4w5KDaWa— Computer face Man (@computerfaceman) September 14, 2015
Remember, kids, Google is your friend.
@jonnysun is basically proving the fact that people would rather risk being stupid than do a two second google search to discredit it.— maya leigh (@mayaporten) September 14, 2015
When you the Cheer Captain and the best you can come up with is “Gimme a 9! Gimme an 11!”
Not sure how to feel about this one. One thing’s for sure, we’ll never forget it.
When you can’t believe no one else has done this already
On the quest for great ideas, sometimes fate must intervene. Much like chocolate and peanut butter, combining nerd culture and sexy fan-fic wasn’t a thing anyone thought to combine until someone did.
“You spilled your nerd stuff on my copy of Fifty Shades of Grey!”
“You spilled your sex stuff all over my new iPad Pro!”
Only question that remains, does @50NerdsofGrey actually taste better if you put it in the freezer first.
'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!' 'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed. He hated these late night rebooty calls.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
He was heavily into BDSM - Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015
'It's so long!' she squealed, 'I don't think it's going to fit!' 'Sorry,' he said, 'It isn't easy saying what you want in 140 characters.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015
When you a baby but you already love pranks
Whether or not you like this video of a baby pretending to freak out every time her dad tries to cut her fingernails is a good indicator of whether or not you’re a serial killer and no we won’t say which is which.
When you not a baby anymore but you still haven’t quite figured out how pizza works
Just like life, pizza is hard.
When you want to give up and so you do and it’s great
You know you’re doing something right when the thought of continuing makes you ill.
When you just have no idea what’s going on here but you love it anyway
After Daniel Barassi thought it would be a great idea to mashup Foo Fighters’ “Everlong” with Beastie Boys’ “Groove Holmes,” he then decided to set his new creation to the Ghost scene from Naked Gun 2 ½. Shirley he’d gone a step too far, right?