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March 21, 2017
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A mathematical delineation of the relationships between fast food restaurants.

Fast Food Math

by Dr. Kyle Marks

McDonald’s+ Racism = Taco Bell

Taco Bell – Nihilism = Chipotle

Chipotle= Qdoba

Qdoba/ Qdoba = 1

1x .1 x Wendy’s = Arby’s

Arby’sx 1.5 = Jimmy Johns

√Jimmy Johns = Toppings

Toppings+ Wild Abandon = Pizza Hut

LogCrust(PizzaHut) = Cheese

Cheese+ Innovation = America!

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