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Published August 02, 2011
Employer: Frames-To-Go
Position: Framer
Responsibilities: Given a photograph and nominal fee, implicated customer's
personal enemy (enemies, alternatively) in illegal activity (again, -ies).

  Employer: Microsoft Store
  Position: Setup
  Responsibilities: Software Installation.  Contrived evidence so that
  innocents appeared to be guilty of crimes they were not, in fact, guilty of.

 Employer: Pike Nurseries
 Position: Planter
 Responsibilities:  Falsified evidence so as to make the unknowing and/or
  unwilling legal scapegoats for the action's of others
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