A Little Math

By jellybean13 April 23, 2010 | 61 Views

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Emotional baggage +alcohol=crazy drunk bitch doing something she'll regret later

daddy issues+low self esteem+alcohol=easy drunk girl

loneliness+alcohol=a one night stand you try to forget for the rest of your life

youthful recklessness+alcohol="And I got this scar...."

horny+no condom+alcohol=money taken out of paycheck every month

no gas tank lock on car+ crackhead=you running out of gas and thinking "didn't I just fill up"

falling a sleep+ crackhead in the house=all night crack binge for them and you pissed off in the morning

crystal meth+male prostiute=pastor denying that he is gay

drinking tell you blackout in someones yard+opening your eyes and seeing the blue light=you trying to come up with a lie as quick as possible