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June 17, 2016
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Take this test to tell if it's time to toss those titty traps!


Hello womyn of the internet who CHOOSE to oppress themselves with bras. Your personal spiritual journey has lead you to this Internet quiz which will test your knowledge of when a bra should be thrown out or not.


Throw it away?
You do throw it out. You must throw this bra out. Don't even think twice just toss it. Every second you hold onto this bra is a point for the heteropatriarchal society holding down women.

Throw it away?
You do not throw this bra out. You keep this bra as a monument to the chests of womyn being bound by this oppressive fabric. Hang this bra on a flag and raise it above your home. Celebrate your liberation from this bra but do not throw it out. We cannot erase our past like that.

Throw it away?
This bra must be disposed of immediately. The only thing more horrendous than a bra is a bra that can house an entire clan of womyn. We will not seek shelter in the fabric that binds our boobs! DO not donate this big bra to a museum.

Throw it away?
You compost it instead. If your womanhood is not intrinsically linked to mother Gaia, then consider yourself a sham.

Throw it away?
Keep this bra for when womyn will rise against men and descend upon the Earth to reclaim what it ours. NO - Correct. Keep this bra for when womyn will rise against men and descend upon the Earth to reclaim what it ours.

Throw it away?
This bra looks so uncomfortable. How is it convenient? And so heavy, too! Yikes!

Throw it away?
This "support: system is not a bra and nor are they humans. They are trained robots that want you to talk about brassiere sales and nipple hairs. Dispose of them and find a community of non-robot womyn to live in harmony with.


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