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Some of our favorite 'shops from Deadspin's where is Bill Simmons photoshop contest.

Since being told last week that ESPN would not be renewing his contract, Grantland editor Bill Simmons and general blabbermouth has been extremely quiet. Now, chances are he’s trying his best to keep his mouth shut and keep gettin’ them checks until his current contract runs out. But honestly, that’s never stopped him in the past and, like, it’s raining buzzer beaters over in NBA land so surely he’s gotten something to say, right? Seriously.

Obviously, the internet is deeply concerned about the whole situation, so the brilliant folks over at Deadspin are running a Photoshop contest to try and help determine just where the hell Bill Simmons has gone. Below are some of the more possible theories, but be sure to head over to Deadspin to see the rest.


THEORY 1: KIDNAPPED

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THEORY 2: FIGURING THINGS OUT

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THEORY 3: APOLOGIZING TO ROGER GOODELL

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THEORY 4: ALREADY SCORED A NEW GIG

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THEORY 5: STILL WEIGHING HIS OPTIONS THO

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THEORY 6: GETTING SOME WORK DONE AROUND THE HOUSE

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THEORY 7: WORKING ON HIS TAN

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THEORY 8: WEEKEND BENDER

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THEORY 9: FORCED TO FLEE THE COUNTRY

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THEORY 10: LIVING THE SWEET LIFE

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THEORY 11: HUSTLIN’

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THEORY 12: A MUCH-DESERVED HAWAIIAN VACATION

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THEORY 13: HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT

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via Deadspin

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