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Published March 05, 2014

Wendy Freshner’s Summer Jobs Sketch #6

 

Job Title: Ice Cream Server at Frosty Fresh Ice Cream Parlor


Reedited: 05/01/2015

 

Previously on Wendy Freshner’s Summer Jobs: Wendy worked for Christina Quezno who is uptight and only works with the finest ingredients. She has a strained relationship with her daughter.  


Sketch mentions Carlos Quezno: See sketch number 1 and  2. 

 

Cast: 

 

Wendy Freshner: The new ice cream server that just got done with her initiation.

 

Carmen Quezno: Wendy’s nineteen year old boss. She only hired Wendy to spite her Mother. 

 

Ramon: Carmen’s thirty eight year old boyfriend.

 

Scene opening:  

 

EXT: Frosty Fresh Ice Cream Parlor.

 

INT: Frosty Fresh Ice Cream Parlor’s serving station. 

 

Carmen Quezno is busy working with her customers, a young mother with her daughter. 

 

Carmen

Thank you for coming to Frosty Freeze, now have a frosty day. 

 

The mother and daughter leave. Carmen sighs tiredly then puts back in her ear plugs and tuned up her iPhone MP3 player. She starts to dance to Carly Jepson’s ‘Call me Maybe’. In the background we hear loud pounding and yells.


Wendy

(Off screen) Carmen! C-Carmen Q-Quezno let m-me out of h-here!

 

Carmen can not hear her; she is too busy dancing and singing to the song.

 

Carmen

“Hey I just Met You And This Is Crazy. So Here My Number, So Call Me Maybe”

 

While Carmen is singing and dancing, Ramon struts in and sneaks up behind Carmen.

 

Ramon

(Whispers seductively) Hey Babe.

 

Carmen spins and accidentally punches Ramon in the face. Ramon collapses. 

 

Carmen

(Horrified) Oh, baby! I am so sorry! I did not see you there.

 

Carmen jumps over the counter and rushes over to care for Ramon. Ramon and Carmen begin to make out.   

Carmen

Oh Ramonie I missed you so much.


Ramon

   I have been counting the minutes my Carmenbelle. 

 

Carmen and Ramon continue to make out until loud banging is heard.  Carmen sighs annoying and  goes off screen to let out a very cold Wendy Freshner from the walk in freezer.  Both Wendy and Carmen walk back onto the set. Wendy is shivering. 

 

Carmen

   (Fake Enthusiasm) Congratulations new Frozen Fresh employee you passed the initiation with flying colors. 

 

Wendy

   (Stuttering) I-I auto s-sue y-you for  a-assault! 

 

Carmen

   Big fucking deal, you were only in there for ten minutes.

 

Wendy

   T-twenty minutes.  You left me trapped in there for t-twenty fucking minutes! I could of died of hypothermia. 

 

 Carmen

     But you did not die in there. I would  not let my employee die. After what you did to my Mom was priceless! That is the reason I hired you.  

 

Ramon

What did the icicle princess do?


Carmen

(Coldly) Icicle princess? Are you flirting with my employee?


Ramon

(Scoffs) Of course not Dove. I was wondering why you hired her.


Wendy

I-I will tell you what I did. Her Mother treated me like I was like some nameless employee. So I sprayed her with the water sprayer. Her Mom owns a pet grooming business.


Ramon

Really?! Was her shirt see through?


Carmen

(Angrily) Ramon!


Ramon

What is it my little daffodil? 


Carmen

(Disgusted) Are you attracted to my Mother?!


Ramon

(Flustered) Of course not, but you have to admit darling, she is pretty attractive. 


Wendy

Are you related to Carlos Quezno? He is a casanova as well.


Ramon

Second cousin once removed.


Carmen

(Horrified) We are cousins?! Ramon do you know what my last name is?


Ramon

(Fake laughs) Now sweetheart...


Carmen

(Disgusted) Do not call me sweetheart you pervert!


Carmen slaps Ramon in the face.

Ramon

Carmen!


Carmen turns to Wendy.

Carmen

I know there is no way you would keep your job, but will you be so kind is to help me get rid of this guy?


Wendy

So what should we toss at him? Cones or toppings?


Carmen

Whatever floats your boat.


Wendy and Carmen start tossing cones and candied coated peanuts at him.


Ramon

You just lost a loyal customer!




End of sketch.

 

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