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Published November 02, 2008 More Info »
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Published November 02, 2008
Pretend you are a spokesperson for your favorite infomercial product."Within 30 minutes I can take a frozen pork chop from the freezer to the dinner table thanks to the NuWave Oven.""I can cook a lumberjack breakfast in just 10 minutes.  Doesn't that sound awesome?""Hey guys, if I call now I can receive my NuWave for 3 easy payments of $49.99.""Before we play this game of shotty snipers on Valhalla, did you know the NuWave makes a perfect gift for college students and the elderly?"(I was getting bored with doing the Borat voice.)I think my next thing will be to complain about all the problems that come from being a masked vigilante.  Ya know, always making sure know one sees you get into your Hyundai Accent after a night of crimefighting.  That sort of thing.  
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