OKCupid User: FreshieFreshie
27 / M / Straight / Single
Sparta, New Jersey
I’m a self employed HERBivore looking to just kick back with some dank nugz and a cute chick to talk about shit with.
What I’m doing with my life
Shit, you could ask my Dad and he’d say ‘a whole lotta nothing,’ but that old bastard don’t know shit about shit. My real family consists of the folks on my commune, who take care of each other and don’t judge people.
I’m really good at
Ultimate frisbee, making jeans out of hemp, taking care of my brothers and sisters, jam sessions, drawing robots.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smell like shit. I hate taking showers, and I hate smelling like chemicals. Big effin deal. I also got the corn cobs on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Primus, Les Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade, Umphrey’s McGee, Amon Tobin, Soulive, North Mississippi Allstars, Mofro, The Big Wu, Widespread Panic, Gov’t Mule, Keller Williams Incident, Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe, Phil Lesh and Friends, Acoustic Syndicate, Donna the Buffalo, The String Cheese Incident, moe., Disco Biscuits, 4 Fried Chickens & A Coke, Big Wu, Bob Schneider, Bockman’s Euphio, BR549, Derek Trucks Band, Exit Clov, Hillstomp, Jackie Greene, Jake Shimabukuro, Koncept, Lotus, Lubriphonic, Lucero, Maxx, Mama’s Cookin’, The Del McCoury Band, O.A.R., Chris Duarte, Dewayn Brothers, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Green Lemon, Groovatron, Donna the Buffalo, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio, The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, Ric Roberts, Rob Lee, Samantha Stollenwerk, Todd Snider, Electric Soul Method, Fire Built 500’s, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Backyard Tire Fire, The Balance, Ben Fuller, Benevento-Russo Duo, Bernie Worrell and the Woo Warriors, Big Metal Rooster, Big Thumb, Bob Schneider, Cat Empire, Chicago Afrobeat Project, Chris Berry & Panjea, Clandestine, Cracker, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Lila, My Friend Mike, Mutaytor, New Monsoon, Oteil & Peacemakers, Railroad Earth, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Bonobos Convergence, Brothers Past, Trampled by Turtles, Virginia Coalition, Will Hoge and Woodbox Gang, My Morning Jacket, Buckethead, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Del Castillo, Delta Nove, Drive-By Truckers, 7 Walkers, Hello Superworld, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Indigenous, Jennifer Hartswick Band, Moonshine Still, Motion for Alliance, My-Tea Kind, Never Perfect Intentions, The New Congress, New Monsoon, Order of Chaos, Oteil & The Peacemakers, Outformation, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio & Friends, Los Lonely Boys, Lost Trailers, Mission 19, Mountain of Venus, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, The Samples, New Monsoon, Particle, Pnuma, Risky Shift Phenomenon, Robert Bradley, Rose Hill Drive, Split Lip Rayfield, Arthur Dodge, Benevento-Russo Duo, 56 Hope Road, Animal Liberation Orchestra, Arthur Dodge & the Horsefeathers, Backyard Tire Fire, Big Metal Rooster, Bockman, Carbon Leaf, Chubby Carrier, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Eckobase, Floodplane, Green Lemon, Groovelight, Hairy Apes BMX, Alabaster Brown, Mindy Smith, Mickey Hart Band, Ari Hest, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, The Helping Phriendly Band, Jeff and Vida, Jervis Jort, Lotus, Big Metal Rooster, Madahoochi, Matisyahu, Moonshine Still, Mountain of Venus, Arkamo Ranger Moore-Healey Cindy Woolf Mark Blilyeu Band, Brother Bagman, Ekoostik Hookah, Moonshine Still, The Schwag, Steve Poltz, Tea Leaf Green, Colonel Claypool’s Bucket of Bernie Brains, Trey Anastasio, Jon Cleary & the Absolute Monster Gentlemen, Cyro Baptista’s Beat the Donkey, G. Love & Special Sauce, Drive-By Truckers, Toots and the Maytals, Slightly Stoopid, Leftover Salmon, Cake, Grateful Dead, Monte Montgomery, Motet, Particle, Pomeroy, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, Robert Walter’s 20th Congress, Shanti Groove, Signal Path, Phish, Madonna
The six things I could never do without
My man Father Cyrill says all we need in life is inner peace, unity, and love. Although, I’d be really jonesing if I didn’t have that ‘special blend’ he passes out to us. Shit makes me float.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing with my band Weed Smoke We at the weekly party on the commune. We light up, jam, and listen to Father Cyrill’s awesome stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
While the community I reside in isn’t a cult, we do have cult-like aspects. For example, when the time is right, I will be commiting ritualistic suicide to ascend to a higher plane of existence, but there’s no funny business going on, trust me. I wouldn’t trust my money with a crook.
I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 20-32
• Near me
Who are single
• For new friends
You should message me if
You’re chill and shit. I want to find someone to spend my remaining time in this reality with. If you are open-minded, you will join me on my journey. If what Father Cyrill says is true, our love will exceed the boundaries of our visible world and extend into the next.
The last girl I loved, Alyssa, died for this cause, and she will be a part of our new existence as well. You must be willing to accept that our loves can co-exist in an alternate state of being or else you will pay the ultimate price…just like she did.