Does J. Crew Hate Capricorns?
My girlfriend is a Capricorn, and like all women and 99% of men, she loves the Zodiac (not Ted Cruz), so when she saw that J. Crew had some new and “cute"horoscope tees for sale, she jumped on that J. Crew website, like a trampoline in a [insert geographical specific you know to be true] family’s backyard. When she finally found the Capricorn tee, she was disappointed, miffed, angry, sad, and hurt. Guess what. She wasn’t the only one.
Verdict? Yes, J. Crew hates Capricorns. To check out more responses to the ugly Capricorn shirt, or to buy the ugly Capricorn shirt, because you are the type of person that likes to disagree, go here.