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September 05, 2017
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J. Crew has a bunch of cool Zodiac sign tees, and one lame ass Capricorn one.

Does J. Crew Hate Capricorns?

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Do they? Do they Hate Capricorns?

My girlfriend is a Capricorn, and like all women and 99% of men, she loves the Zodiac (not Ted Cruz), so when she saw that J. Crew had some new and “cute"horoscope tees for sale, she jumped on that J. Crew website, like a trampoline in a [insert geographical specific you know to be true] family’s backyard. When she finally found the Capricorn tee, she was disappointed, miffed, angry, sad, and hurt. Guess what. She wasn’t the only one.

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Here is the Capricorn shirt, so…yep, it looks like J. Crew DOES hate Capricorns. This Capricorn shirt looks like an emo kindergartener made their own connect the dots drawing.

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I want that Cancer shirt myself, and I bet that fn Aquarius shirt sold out twice. Please buy me one. But, dang that Capricorn shirt is butt ugly… black… nothing.

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I’m a Pisces, so if you want to get me that one too, that would be cool.

Verdict? Yes, J. Crew hates Capricorns. To check out more responses to the ugly Capricorn shirt, or to buy the ugly Capricorn shirt, because you are the type of person that likes to disagree, go here.

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