“Ahh, I love cheese so much! I wish I could just eat cheese all day until I get sick!” is something people say a lot, and also apparently something Kim Jong Un did.
North Korean dictator Kim hasn’t been seen in public in weeks, leading to speculation that he is ill. North Korean observers believe he is sick with gout, possibly because he’s been eating too much imported Swiss cheese, according to Slate.
The great thing about this is that the one time it’s totally fair to make fun of someone for being fat and sick is when that person is a dictator who’s starving his people to death. So go for it. Yo Kim Jong Un so fat, when he sits around the house, he sits around the house, etc, etc.