Jay-Z Has a Boner

By Jay Z's Boner April 21, 2011 | 169,880 Views

It's time to laugh at rap moguls! Who wants in? You do? Great, here's a picture of Jay-Z with a boner.

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Sure, sure. Could be the ol' pants tent. Buuut here's a picture of Jay-Z using the time-tested method of pushing your boner back into your body to make it go away. 

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Nice try, HOVA. Let's have some fun with this, shall we? Yes. Let's. 






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  • Oh my God XD this was way too funny..
  • That chick behind them look like she saw the making of how that boner came to be/ came to B.
  • Ummm, what about the White Chick checkin out his da0dunk-ah-dunk!?!
  • ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...love it!!!
  • haha , to funny
  • ahhhahahahahaha lols ROFL but at the same time IM BLIND
  • Bonage!
  • why is it so big?????
  • its the pattern of the pants. he should prolly return them to the pants store
  • I think the chick behind them is trying not to stare ;0)
  • SASHA FIERCE!!!!!!!!!
  • The blue pill hasn't wore off yet, What a shame LMFAO.
  • LOL! This is too funny! He should write a song about that!
  • This just proves that everyone is human
  • hahahaha- way too frickin FUNNY!!
  • Baaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha. oh man, i love when celebs fuck up.
  • smh lol lady B was giving out some hand gestures
  • Damn, Brah! Where do I get my own self some Bonerz Brand jeans?
  • "Don't act like your not impressed" - Ron Burgundy
  • Dude I would have a boner too.. he is surrounded by sexy women.. I say rock it!
  • I would have a boner too sitting next to her =P
  • this has to be a direct result of a romantic lunch with the woman he loves, and probably too much talk about what's for dessert!! AFTER taking cialis, that stuff stays in your system for like 36 hours and this can happen to your man if he gets aroused by his beautul wife, and ya know Sasha is FIERCE!
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  • I alway bring my own straw.
  • thats bullshit, i get random boners all the time and i dont have people taking pics talking about it online!? wtf?
 
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