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Tommy Lee Jones looks like the type who might take a nibble from the tube. Just because it’s cherry-flavored doesn’t mean its edible.

Sharing our ChapStick is a pretty intimate act, so we’re not cool with letting just anyone use it.

Tommy Lee Jones

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No. He looks like the type who might take a nibble from the tube. Just because it’s cherry-flavored doesn’t mean its edible.


Viola Davis

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Her lips look top notch. She doesn’t need it. Come back with cracked, bleeding lips and we can talk.


Wynton Marsalis

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Yes. His lips are an integral part of his tooting.


Sally Field

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Nope. We let her use our toothbrush on a camping trip once and she never gave it back. Not getting burned again.


Will Smith

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Yes.


Jaden Smith

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No.


Willow Smith

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Maybe.


Lil Yachty

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We don’t know who that is.


That Guy Who Plays Negan

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Absolutely not. That son of a bitch killed Glenn. He doesn’t even deserve lips, much less moist, kissable ones.


The Weeknd

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Only on the bottom lip. He has to earn our trust before we allow full mouth coverage. He comes off shady in his songs.


Ewan McGregor

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No, but he’s welcome to use our deodorant as long as he doesn’t leave armpit hairs on it. No way we’re plucking them off like after James Earl Jones borrowed our soap.


The cast of American Crime

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Yes, except for Timothy Hutton. He knows why.


Chappie

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No. If Chappie’s chapped, that’s Chappie’s problem.


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