Can you just let me relax? I'm trying to check out this week's links.

What If All 32 NFL Team Logos Were Fat? - Kissing Suzy Kolber
A Rare, Exclusive Interview iwth Calvin and Hobbes Creator, Bill Watterson - Mental Floss
5 Ways Your Child Might Die This Halloween - Reductress
What It's Like to Write for a Late Night Talk Show - Splitsider
Crazy Drinking Games from Around the World - Thrillist
10 Celebrity-Themed Sex Positions - Cracked
Every Local News Team Reacts the Same Way to Mike Myers' Baby - Team Coco

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