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December 06, 2017
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A Trump Christmas Carol Parody

My Least Favorite Things (2017)

Boasts of crowd size on his first day in office,
Transitional chaos suggesting a novice,
Who knew a leader could have such mood swings,
These are a few of my least favorite things.

Bannon who looks like he slept in his backseat,
Kellyanne Conway so crazy and upbeat,
Trump kids in positions nepotism brings,
These are a few of my least favorite things.

A love/hate relation ‘tween Trump and Jeff Sessions,
And the DA can’t answer Congress’s questions,
Jeff knows that a loyal servant never sings,
These are a few of my least favorite things.

When Fox News airs,
Then the Don tweets,
And I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember Michael Flynn’s plea
And then I don’t feel so bad!

Trump wants to build a tall wall for the border,
Sees both sides of Charlottesville disorder,
We’re stunned by the feces this primate flings,
These are a few of my least favorite things.

Stories he dislikes he labels as fake news,
Demanding the “truth” reveals his short fuse,
He takes to Twitter and fires off his zings,
These are a few of my least favorite things.

Name-calling leaders are undiplomatic,
When they possess nukes it’s downright erratic,
Do you realize how much radiation stings?
These are a few of my least favorite things.

When Fox News airs,
Then the Don tweets,
And I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember Michael Flynn’s plea
And then I don’t feel so bad!

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