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April 22, 2009
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Something occurred to me while I was watching Back to the Future the other day. You know that scene towards the end of the movie, where Biff interrupts Marty McFly's date with Lorraine? And then George McFly shows up at the last second and saves the day by knocking Biff out with one punch? Well it occurred to me that if George McFly didn't show up at that moment, Biff was probably going to rape Lorraine. See for yourselves:



Curious, I decided to ask my father because he was a young man in the 1950's. He informed me that not only was raping women considered part of courting (and a great way for a shy guy to let a girl know he was interested), but it was actually considered rude if you didn't try to rape your date. My father even went so far as to tell me that I was conceived as the result of him raping my mother one night when he was piss drunk.

Still not satisfied, I did a little internet research and came across some shocking statistics. It said that 57% of all rapes happen on dates. An even more amazing statistic stated that 84% of rape victims knew their attackers beforehand. And out of those attackers, 11% are only seven people removed from Kevin Bacon.

Obviously, the problem in our society is that a large portion of men think just because they spend a few bucks on a girl that means they're entitled to a little sexual compensation in return. Right? Wrong. I just wanna take this moment to remind the meat heads out there that "NO" means "NO." Okay? You should never, under any circumstances, force yourself on a woman. Rape is wrong. Period. You know, unless of course you plan on killing the woman afterwards. Because in that case I guess it doesn't really matter what you do.
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