or

 

Sleeping

Watching a movie and/or TV show

Reading a book

Writing a book

Watching someone else read a book

Watching a book being bound at the book-binding factory

Shaving

Root canaling

Calculating Pi

Hi-fiving

Kicking a can down the sidewalk

Mailing things

Pulling weeds

Sneezing

Arranging my action figures by height

Collecting the complete Josh Groban discography

Arranging my action figures by weight

Crying

Subscribing to Redbook

Origami

Getting jumped into the Crips

Making toast

Origasming (amirite?!)

Breakdancing to save the Rec Center

Visiting the graves of relatives

Zipping things

Marching for Cancer

Making hand turkeys

 

Marching for Penguins

Carving hand turkeys

 

Blowing an air horn

Calling someone collect

Thigh-mastering

Windexing anything

Parasailing

Parasiting

Watching a plastic bag float like that weirdo from American Beauty

Writing with sidewalk chalk

Designing vanity license plates

Kissing Kevin Spacey like that weirdo from American Beauty

Researching the rise and fall of Jnco

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