Sketch that would be good for SNL or Funny or Die or something like that. With special guest Kat Von D.
Have Kat Von D in the labor room about to give birth, and have some bits for the doctor like him or her asking Kat for an autograph and if the doc can book a tat sesh. Then finally kat gives birth to a baby, but the baby is covered in tattoos straight out of the womb and even the umbilical cord is tatted. Then the scene ends with Kat and her baby posing in funny poses.