6 Things I Learned From Watching The 2013 Oscars

Seth MacFarlane is Seth MacFarlane's biggest fan.

I'm more terrified when Tommy Lee Jones smiles than I am when he frowns.

It doesn't matter whether she's hosting them or winning them, Anne Hathaway is just annoying at the Oscars.

A list actresses breasts quickly become completely unsexy when Seth MacFarlane sings about them.

No one can figure out whether Norah Jones is hot, or we've just all not had  sex in a really long time.

Steven Spielberg's next epic Oscar contender will at some point feature a character sharing a boat with a tiger.