Published May 06, 2014 More Info »
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Published May 06, 2014

Jack:  Writing is like pooping, if you push hard enough something will come out.

Dave:  Yeah, but it'll probably be a pile of shit

Jack:  It depends on what you eat.

Mike:  That's why I eat nothing but gold!

Dave:  Yeah?  How's that working for you?

Mike:  I feel very sick