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July 22, 2015

Funny political satire.

Bush’s ExVice President, Dick, Screws Iraq Hard!

Speaking on behalf of President Obama, Hilary Clinton said that the crisis in the Middle East isn’t Obamas fault and that President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney are to blame.Clinton went on to say that she’s not a fan of Bush or Dick and that she thinks that Dick was large and in charge and Bush just kind of followed Dick around.Bush got us into some hairy situations, Clinton says. But Dick was the one who couldn’t control his urges and would do anything to be inside Iraq. Soon Dick got his way and he screwed Iraq hard. Dick never should have gone into Iraq but after he did, he should have pulled out sooner. But because Dick didn’t pullout and stayed in too long, he gave birth to an ISIS baby who’s trying to takeover the world.

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