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Published: June 17, 2013
Description: Kanye has to express himself artistically, but he also needs to get paid.
Kanye West's new album, "Yeezus" is angry, intense and musically experimental. And its lyrics? Ho boy, they are alienating. Basically the album is a doozy and intentionally his least commercial effort to date. 
 
So let's make Kanye sell out a bit. Here are Yeezus's craziest lyrics…used for the most corporate thing possible: advertisements.

 

1. "When I park my Range Rover / Slightly scratch your Corolla / Okay, I smashed your Corolla / I'm hangin' on a hangover"

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2. "Eatin' Asian pussy / All I need is sweet and sour sauce"
 
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3. "In a French-ass restaurant / Hurry up with my damn croissants!"
 
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4. "Fuck you and your Hampton house / I'll fuck your Hampton spouse / Came on her Hampton blouse"
 
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5. "Pussy had me floatin'/ Feel like Deepak Chopra"
 
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6. "She asked me what I wished for on my wish list / Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?"
 
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7. "Star Wars fur / I'm rockin' Chewbacca"
 
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