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I don't know about you, but whever I see a man holding a gun my first thought is "compensate much?"  The need to compensate, to master, to advertise oneself, to equate one's ardor with the cold hard steel of a gun...it's so fucking eighties.  I think of Austrian Arnie holding his AK47 and chomping his phallic cigar and I know that the image is supposed to be raw, tough, the ultimate MAN's man...let me explain something about that idea...it's not going to get you laid.  It will sell movie tickets to other men, but it won't de-panty any violets in the meantime.  So, there's this guy I know and he's all about the cross bow, which sounds dignified/cool, but really, it tells you about his emotional style.  Not only does he require the compensatory arrow, but he requires a distance from which to shoot, because he is an emotional cripple and getting too close....YOWZA!   The weapon of choice very adeptly describes the compensation.
I mentioned him in my blog "Death By Diction", where I'd read some essay of military rhetoric he thought passed as some sort of spectacled insight to the male libido, but he inadvertantly painted a picture of his own weaknesses in terms of stating the obvious, verbatum, and an inability to really appreciate women.  Women were absent from the piece which I thought was strange since the essay was supposed to be his "evolved" stance on mating rituals...sure.  And the references to "Top Gun"...YIKES.   Although, the last line intrigues me as it reads "...got shot down more times then you remember (and less than you'll admit) and most importantly found a woman that will let you put your penis anywhere near her.  So take her home, check her ID, check for VD and have fun.  You've earned it." 
Well...if THAT's not enlightenment, I don't know what is!  That insightful paragraph followed the paragraph regarding the responsibility of the wingman to throw himself on the grenade (the "grenade" being the only women in the story he seems to show reverence to...guessing he's usually a wingman), oh and how not only is it the responisbility of the wingman to secure the ogre protecting the PYT the man with courage is trying to persue (courage LOL), but also to not allow the point man to drink an excess of alcohol lest the purple headed soldier not be able to make a full salute when the deal has been snagged.  Now, that raised an eyebrow.  So sad that someone so young has faulty equipment. A confession of sorts...BIG DADDY can't make the show if there has been too much to drink...that and maybe Big Daddy can only manage "grenades"...his lack of charm mixed with the fact that he's not really interested in women...fallen soldier.  Better marry the first thing that comes along and makes it easy for you...or head back to the rifle range.   

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