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Before i get started let me say this and that’s the truth hurts you trashy women but it is what it is you know. So guys if you looking for some action with the ladies ! You best look for things like these a and you will bust a nut tonight all up in dat ass boy ! ( 9 times out of 10 you could very well get and STD for these kind of women but it’s better than nothing i guess an FYi these women like it up the butt so hit up that ATM and PS no hookers or strippers ). Such as Trashy clothes, Tongue Rings, clits rings, lots and lots of rings all over her body, shitty tats out the ass all over her body, ( Tramp Stamps you know it ), Cold Sores ( Please don’t be Herpes but at least you know she is freaky ) She is high as kite, bow leggedness, Drunk and Bi, she talks to people in her “Baby voice”, She is homeless, ( She needs a place to stay for the night at very least ), missing teeth with black eyes ( They need to get away from someone bad ! So way not sleep with a stranger in the night because she is going to be killed anyways so take a shot on a stranger because it can’t get any worse. ) The show off, Full grown women working at a fast good joint ( They need a good fuck because their lives are fucked ) ( because they have to bang you out before her friends do yo. Because she is better then them.“), Their in your GED class ( Dumb bitches get wild in the sack bros ), Ladies that are their single with kids ( They will settle for anything"Like me a fat broke guy with a little dick” because they needs the dick ! ) , the ladies are Going Commando ( for easy access down on easy street you dig };-O ), Their at the bar a closing time ( there all supermodels in the dark and this chicks have been waiting all night for some hardcore f*cking son ! ), Cougars night outers ( This Cougars are down for an orgy all the time honey ! ), You meet them on fuck book ( “Please be a naturally born women with real tits this time for the love of God MAN !” But you take what you can get in this life you know. ), Their your older sisters BFF ( They been thinking about jumping your bones for years so lets c*m together my sweet. ) or your mothers younger friends ( Why do you think she hangs out with your mom you know what sayin G ! ) ( Both you sisters BFF and your mom’s BBF 9 times out of 10 are down for getting it on like Donkey Kong in a 3 way ! ), hit up the sex addiction meetings ( OHH YEAH ! Ninfomania ! Brother ! ), Some one who just quit her job as a nun ( O LORD E ! Let me feel you inside me ! An that’s what she said ! SHE SAiD ! ), Widows ( They need the action and they need the action bad ! So help them feel better by going down under on them like a champ big guys. ). Fat chicks ( Fat girls need lovin too boo. An you know this man ! ) An yes this list of the kind of women who what some good dick in their life could go on for ever and a day big butts these are just a few tips so you can get your tip wet big dogs you dig home slice. Have some ! An yo bag it before you tag it bro and now i tag you in dudes so get her done ! “Even when she is on her .” So take her easy and if she is easy take her twice good buddy ! . PEACE ONE LOVE ONE LIFE FOR ALLDr. LOVEBONE

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