Antonio Cromartie’s sperm is relentless.
How does that even happen? Is Cromartie just a medical miracle?
Well, now we know the answer is a resounding “no.”
That’s because the “vasectomy” Cromartie had done was just a child in a doctor’s costume holding up a scissors and saying “snip, snip!”
The “doctor,” who was just 8 years old at the time (and whose status as a minor prevents us from mentioning his name) was apparently trick-or-treating during Halloween at Cromartie’s New Jersey home when he jokingly performed the operation.
However, something got lost in translation and Cromartie took him seriously.
Well, on the bright side, the income from the Cromartie family’s new reality show should help with some of the costs of raising all those children.
But for everyone’s sake, Antonio should probably just make sure he goes to a real doctor next time.