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Recent studies have suggested that beards are prone to getting infested with bacteria, specifically the human waste kind of bacteria, meaning bearded men are gross and you maybe shouldn’t go near them. Bushy-bearded Will Forte grew concerned enough that he had a scientist do tests on his face follicles, and Jimmy Fallon presented the test results to him on The Tonight Show. Rachel Dratch and Jon Hamm served as his support group, which is like a #squadgoals of beard poop test support groups, if you ask us!

October is a busy time for pumpkins. You know this, I know this, sentient pumpkins know this, but the person who knows this most of all is Andy Richter, who’s a big-time Hollywood pumpkin agent. All this time and we never knew about his very involved second career.

Sarah Silverman was a guest on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live and she talked about her reasons for (and regrets about) passing on Bridesmaids and Mad Men.

And now for the Star Wars section of this roundup: Harrison Ford stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live dressed up as a hot dog, and he said exactly as many things about Star Wars as you’d expect him to. He also burped one more time than you expected him to. Unless you were, like, expecting him to burp in this video.