Let’s enjoy that Trump did a thing this week and society as a whole decided to ignore it. These are the week’s best tweets about nothing.
I am most jealous of Benjamin Button because he could show up on a Forbes “25 under 25” list wrinkled as hell & proud af— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 17, 2018
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for pic.twitter.com/NqA9jtFjG9— Sequel Memes (@SequelMemes) January 17, 2018
I just did a Buzzfeed “which Harry Potter character are you?” Quiz and I got Lexington Steele— Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) January 17, 2018
Tfw you see your first New York City rat. pic.twitter.com/tGJIMsNgPM— Isaiah Lester (@isaiahlester) January 18, 2018
ME: Don’t even TALK to me until I’ve had my coffee!— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) January 17, 2018
BARISTA: Haha, what can I get you?
ME: What did I just fucking say
"Oh, we're $16 now."— Mark Magark (@markedly) January 17, 2018
cop: have you been drinking— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) January 17, 2018
cop: can you blow into this
me: is... that soup?
cop: it's too hot
WASH YOUR HANDS FREQUENTLY AND WELL— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) January 15, 2018
Me eating my chicken Alfredo while Twitter slanders it to death pic.twitter.com/lqgXRzbZsV— molasses negress (@AmazonLoni) January 18, 2018
Enjoy the clean feeling you have right now while it lasts.