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September 17, 2009


There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the 
congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a 
rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck . 

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation 
decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. 
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's 
additional children were costing the church. 

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift 
from God," he said. Silence fell on the 
congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her 
frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much 
of it, we wear rubbers." 

And the congregation said, "Amen".