Republicans have 99 problems and all but one of them are the details and occurrences from last week’s CNBC debate. The other one is Hillary Clinton, duh.

Following last week’s debates, the campaign officers of the Republican candidates banded together to create a list of demands that ranged from types of questions asked to the room temperature. It’s like the least threatening hostage situation ever. That being said, Donald Trump, if you’d like to hold yourself hostage from us all, that would be delightful.