50. A bro knows when to pull out the bro card because it's for your own good.
49. A bro well always know what is going down in world because bros stay on top of it.
48. A ture bro never fights been when he does he kicks ass.
47. A bro has perfect timing.
46. A bro knows his comedy.
45. Yo a bro works on his own time son.
44. A bro never well act like a downer.
43. A ture master of the bro code shares funny internet videos and the what not.
42. A ture harted bro is always one hell of a movie buff.
41. A ture bro walks with the jay man.
40. A ture bro knows the ways of his pimpin skills.
39. The ladies will always love a ture bro at hart so keep it real.
38. A ture bro will know the good stuff when it comes to music.
37. A ture bro well never f*ck you over but has gotten you f*cked before.
36. ture bros will watch adult swim shows with you.
35. A ture bro well know when it's time to call it a night.
34. A ture bro knows the who's who of world.
33. A ture bro knows his games.
32. A ture bro knows his sports.
31. A ture bro knows when to stop because he can tell his f*cking sh*t up for his bros.
30. A ture bro is and will always be a ture bro for life.
29. A ture bro never ever fails another bro dude.
28. A ture bro knows his bros better than they know there own selves.
27. A bro picks up his bros from jail.
26. Never drink a bros last beer man.
25. You must never let a bro make an ass of him self out in public.
24. A ture BRO is Captain of the Wing Man team.
23. Never ever bang a chick that a bro has had sex with more than 3 times.
22. Must let your bro\bros crash at the pad after a long night of "light beer drinking" if need by bros.
21. Always be packin some rubbers bro.
20 Never call out a bro.
19. Always have the hook up for what ever a bro needs.
18. Do not be a ball buster bro.
17. Never call off bros night.
16. bros before work.
15. Always back your bros in a fight.
14. A ture bro always knows the coolest songs too jam out when with the bros broin out.
13. A bro keeps it real. Because you never ever BS a BRO dude.
12. A ture bro never "Hulk's OUT" on a bro.
11. A ture bro always has a lady lined up for another bro.
10 When partying down a ture bro never hits on the same chick as another bro.
9. a bro never narks.
8. A ture bro never gives up on another bro.
7. A ture bro has never ending mojo when picking up chicks with the bros.
6. The only time a bro can bang another bro's old lady is if your old lady is down for an orgy. };=O
5. A ture bro always has some extra cash on him for his bros.
4. Bros before $.
3. Bros before family.
2. Bros know best.
1. Bros before hoes.
bouns : Never let your bros do hard drugs around you ever!. Because if they feel the need that they must go on and f*ck up there life they can go do that dumbass f*cking sh*t on there own God d*mn time mother f*ckers! So get your d*mn mind strate people. FACT: ( ALL JUNKiES NEED CLEANED) Tip: "Get clean by going Vegan."
"Drugs are Bad" & Sex is good if your with the one you love.
Added over 1 year ago
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