My Mighty Sea Captain - part Deuce:
1. The first person to post represents mighty sea captain #1. The person who posts next represents mighty sea captain #2. The next comment (who ever it might be) represents #1. The next comment (who ever it might be) represents #2. etc. For the sake of clarity, identify which mighty sea captain you represent in your comment, either use the #1 #2 thing, or make up names for them.
2. Mighty Sea Captains fight, that's what mighty sea captains do. Any non-violent peaceful resolutions or suicides will be discounted, as unnatural acts of unmighty sea captainlyness.
3. You can only create one defensive-ey aspect of your mighty sea captain, and one attack-ey aspect of your sea captain per comment.
4. If you post, you have to respond to the attacks made by the last mighty sea captain.
5. Noting is assumed about the mighty sea captains. They are what you say they are.