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So basically, the Cold War was a long period of tension between the United States and the Soviet Union, which is actually present day Russia.

As the old adage goes, you learn something new everyday.

I guess I am no exception.

Apparently, there was this thing called the Cold War, and it was pretty freaking crazy.

Don’t worry if you haven’t heard about it – I only know because one of my Ukrainian hunting buds sent me this Wikipedia link.

So basically, the Cold War was a long period of tension between the United States and the Soviet Union, which is actually present day Russia.

I only made it to the third paragraph of the Wiki page because I was never challenged as a child, and because, quite frankly, I’m not very good at reading, but the problem was that Russia had a lot of missiles and they were always threatening to shoot them at us.

I only made it to the third paragraph of the Wiki page because I was never challenged as a child, and because, quite frankly, I’m not very good at reading, but the problem was that Russia had a lot of missiles and they were always threatening to shoot them at us.

Yup.

So Russia has been a huge foreign enemy of ours for decades.

Now that I know this, boy am I sorry.

I am of course referring to my recent email debacle, where I am at the forefront of what can only be described as treason.

Crazy, right? And get this: Right after I colluded with a Russian person directly linked to their government who had classified information on that lady called Hillary (don’t know her last name), I had the gall to go on live TV and adamantly deny even talking to them.

At the time, I couldn’t understand why they were asking me this stuff. I had no idea I had done anything wrong. Little did I know I’d be a present day Benedict Arnold (read his Wiki, too).

But like Dad once told me – “Son, you’re white. Nothing can hurt you.”

Turns out he was right.

And even after I blatantly committed treason, even going as far as Tweeting out the evidence, nothing’s going to happen to me.

Some piece of work I am. I am truly sorry.

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