There’s a lot you could say is similar about Hitler and Trump: each of their rises to fame and power was fueled by racism, both of their dicks have been in the news lately, and [insert third joke here]. But one person is upset about these comparisons, and that person is Adolf Hitler.

On last night’s Conan, the long-deceased, but only recently publicly diagnosed with a micropenis, German dictator defended himself from the unfair comparisons to the truly vile bigot Donald Trump.