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April 26, 2017

Proposal for tax reform by best White House ever!

2017 Tax Reform for Economic Growth and American Jobs

From The Biggest Individuals And Best Business Tax Cutters in American History, EVER!

Goals For Tax Reform

o Grow the country bigger and create billions of jobs.

o Simplify the burdensome things we do, like paying for things.

o Provide relief to American families—especially middle-income families through a “happy-ending massages” Act.

o Lower the business tax rate from sad face in the world to less sad.

o The remaining goals were for Germany, it was a 7- 4result.

Individual Reform

o Tax relief for American families, especially middle-income families (see “Handjobs/Happy endings” Act above):

- Reducing the 7 tax bracketsto 3 tax brackets of 10%, 25% and 35% (NOTE:do not spending any ink on actual brackets).

- Doubling the standard deduction…of gender and race gaps, WHITE RULES!

- Providing tax relief for families with child and dependent care expenses. (“relief” = “think more about how many services you’ll lose”)

o Simplification:

- Eliminate targeted tax breaks that mainly benefit the wealthiest taxpayers (they don’t need targets anyway just helps being sneakier)

- Protect the home ownership and charitable gift tax deductions (so Uncle Ryan can finally get that yacht he wanted).

- Repeal the AlternativeMinimum Tax (there’s already enough “alt” things in the White House.)

- Repeal the death tax (we’re giving death far too much money for that cloak and scythe)

o Repeal the 3.8% Obamacare tax that hits small businesses and investment income…and actually just start hitting people cause FUCK YOU!

Business Reform

o 15% business tax rate MONEY!!!!!!!

o Territorial tax system to level the playing field for American companies cause IKEA can suck our balls.

o One-time tax on trillions of dollars held overseas,that’s right we’re invading banks and taking their cash, wooooooo!

o Eliminate tax breaks for special interests, except golf courses.