2017 Tax Reform for Economic Growth and American Jobs
From The Biggest Individuals And Best Business Tax Cutters in American History, EVER!
Goals For Tax Reform
o Grow the country bigger and create billions of jobs.
o Simplify the burdensome things we do, like paying for things.
o Provide relief to American families—especially middle-income families through a “happy-ending massages” Act.
o Lower the business tax rate from sad face in the world to less sad.
o The remaining goals were for Germany, it was a 7- 4result.
o Tax relief for American families, especially middle-income families (see “Handjobs/Happy endings” Act above):
- Reducing the 7 tax bracketsto 3 tax brackets of 10%, 25% and 35% (NOTE:do not spending any ink on actual brackets).
- Doubling the standard deduction…of gender and race gaps, WHITE RULES!
- Providing tax relief for families with child and dependent care expenses. (“relief” = “think more about how many services you’ll lose”)
- Eliminate targeted tax breaks that mainly benefit the wealthiest taxpayers (they don’t need targets anyway just helps being sneakier)
- Protect the home ownership and charitable gift tax deductions (so Uncle Ryan can finally get that yacht he wanted).
- Repeal the AlternativeMinimum Tax (there’s already enough “alt” things in the White House.)
- Repeal the death tax (we’re giving death far too much money for that cloak and scythe)
o Repeal the 3.8% Obamacare tax that hits small businesses and investment income…and actually just start hitting people cause FUCK YOU!
o 15% business tax rate MONEY!!!!!!!
o Territorial tax system to level the playing field for American companies cause IKEA can suck our balls.
o One-time tax on trillions of dollars held overseas,that’s right we’re invading banks and taking their cash, wooooooo!
o Eliminate tax breaks for special interests, except golf courses.