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Published August 24, 2011
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The Preamble to the U.S. Constitution

Uploader: The Founding Fathers


"insure domestic tranquility" WTF???

maybe if u want to form a more perfect union u should start by 
not forming a run-on sentence.

seriously this preamble iz total bullsh*t i'll take the articles of confederation anyyyy dayyyy!!

"our posterity" hahahahaha because ass ;)

jeez why iz everybody has to be hating on the founding fatherz i dont see u establishing a bicameral congress or designing fundamental guiding principals 4 a fledgling nation so lay off bitches

OMG i LUV Ben Franklin and Gouverneur Morris u guyz r soooo hot! <3

hey RedCoatHatur maybe u should learn to spel.  also it’s principles not 
principals so get your homophones strait a$$hole.

“homophones” hahahahaha because gay ;)
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hey colonialist69 maybe u should learn to shut the f*ck up because or i will shoot u in head with and my musket >>> 2nd Amendment biatch!

wtf is the 2nd Amendment????

keep reading a$$hole.

Thanks everyone!  This is exactly the kind of healthy debate we are 
hoping to engender.  We feel optimistic about our nation’s future.

“engender” hahahahaha because sex ;)

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