FIFA announced this week that it will investigate a biting incident between Uruquay’s Luis Suárez and Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini, wherein one fully-grown man (Suárez) intentionally bit another fully-grown man in the middle of a game designed for children.
Naturally, Twitter had a field day.
EXCLUSIVE: Panini release limited edition Luis Suarez & Giorgio Chiellini stickers. pic.twitter.com/rw2tlaOys5— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 25, 2014
To be fair to Suarez, Chiellini does sound like a particularly nice pasta dish.— Lee Barratt (@LeeGallows) June 24, 2014
That Italian guy should've suspected he was going to get bitten after Luis Suarez threw parmesan cheese on him #WorldCup2014— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) June 24, 2014
CONGRATULATIONS: Luis Suarez retains the award for the second successive year. pic.twitter.com/3taJZAsSMU— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 24, 2014
Doesn't Luis Suarez know he's supposed to crash in the Andes first before he starts biting players? #SoSuarry— Cornell Reid (@CornellReid) June 25, 2014
To be fair to Luis Suarez, I can’t resist an Italian sub either.— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) June 24, 2014
In Suarez's defense, if you can't use your hands in a sport you should be able to use your teeth.— Tom Ceraulo (@tceraulo) June 24, 2014
Finally found a Luis Suarez image that hasn't been photoshopped. pic.twitter.com/90Z46K9X5H— Buzz Lightyear (@SirBuzzLight) June 25, 2014