Published December 26, 2012 More Info »
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Published December 26, 2012

Kate Upton's boobies have many hidden talents... sadly curing cancer is not one of them...

They can sing opera flawlessly


They can feed entire villages of impoverished, 3rd World Children


They can tell who’s the guilty one after only 10 minutes of a Law & Order episode


They can eat more hot dogs than Kobayashi


They taught David Blaine everything he knows


They are skilled pointillism painters


They can complete high level Sudoku puzzles


They help Nic Cage bury his treasure on the weekends


They can juggle chainsaws