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September 14, 2009


 Each Friday night after work,
 Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a
 venison steak. But, all of Bubba's
 neighbors were Catholic..And since it was Lent, they
 were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The
 delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing
 such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they
 finally talked to their priest.
 The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that
 he become a  Catholic.
  After several classes and much study, Bubba
 attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy
 water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist,      
  and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.
  Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until
 Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of
 grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest
 was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed  
 into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared
 to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
 There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy
 water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling
 meat and chanted:
 You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now
 you is a catfish