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Published May 12, 2010
This is not really to toot my own horn, 'cause that could easily lead to an 'accident', but rather to celebrate my new-found hobbie/full-time-job-for-the-time-being/eharmony alternative, and to help my spasey ass remember.

Special thanks to all the cap-conmen and conwomen:

mellowpuma
Paulthezombie and all your guest judges past, present, and future
WestsideSlant and all your peeps; Cassafrass, Lucy, all a 'yall xoxo
Anonymousguy who judges the foD capcon
Anyone I forgot cause I forget a LOT

And all you funny ass fuckers, your aspiring animated animosity is my inspiration:

Spase's Mean Kase of Atrophy

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WSS "Caption Nation"
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Mentions:

"Well the service is terrible, but the servicing is to die for." - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/05/caption-nation-518-results.html

Mentions:
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"I learned this move from Kobe Bryant when I was a 'Laker Girl'." - spase

You had several great captions, this was my favorite of the bunch.


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/05/caption-nation-513-results.html
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Bucket List

"This is the last time you make me fill up your elbow buckets with my tears, Sensei... once I get this knot undone." - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/05/511-results.html

Mentions:
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"I know it's awkward lady, but like I told ya', the left is for bunnies and bears, the right is for beavers and fungi. It's in my contract." - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/05/caption-nation-510-results.html
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Gold



spase
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"Miata not be doing this! Taint sportsmanlike!"


http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/34660
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Mentions:

"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?"

"Depends..." - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/05/caption-nation-56-results.html
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Mentions:

"[INSERT QUASI-RACIST BURRITO FART JOKE HERE]" - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/05/caption-nation-55-results.html
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Mentions:

"Don't worry, he'll find you all on facebook in eight years." - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/05/caption-nation-54-results.html
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Honorable Mentions:

"Jim keeps the hat of his father, who was an actual mountie, to serve as a constant reminder of what a total disappointment he is; just what dad would've wanted." - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/05/caption-nation-weekend-edition-results.html
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Mentions:

"Another 'Clown Hall' meeting... - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/04/caprion-nation-427-results.html
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Mentions:

"Mel, you got some schmutz on your hand." - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/04/caption-nation-425-results.html
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Honorable Mentions:

"No, this ain't the whorehouse, this here's the billboard for the whorehouse... but since you're here now, I could use some spendin' money." - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/04/caption-nation-weekend-edition-results_20.html
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Bronze:

"Jerkin' hard or hardly jerkin'?" - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/04/caption-nation-weekend-edition-results_14.html
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Mentions:

"That's quite a field dressing..." - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/04/caption-nation-44-results.html
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Mentions:

"Jim Caviezel's real name was actually Jim Cavs until he started hanging out with Snoop Dogg and had it legally changed." - spase


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/03/caption-nation-32310-results.html
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Cassie's 'Cap-Tune' Tuesdays
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THE GOLD RECORDS go to:

??? ? ...Don't brag about the diamond rings
or the expensive clothes you wear,
'cause I could care less for what you possess
and your attitude needs repair.
Don't brag about your body, baby,
and say that you're packin' a lot,
'cause all I see besides your big feet
is that you got big socks... ??? ?
[Bette Midler, Big Socks] ...thank you and goodnight - spase

All your songs rocked, but this one made me LOL


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/05/cassies-cap-tune-results.html
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MULTI-PLATINUM goes to:

"...Maybe you know some little places to go to
Where they never close - downtown...
(Downtown - Emma Bunton) - spase

Personally, I hear Petula Clark when I read that, but ALL of your Downtown caps were G-spot on!


http://westsideslant.blogspot.com/2010/04/cassies-cap-tune-results.html
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Mellowpuma's "Those Were Different Times"
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2. Career stats aside, it was Bradshaw's uncanny ability to make it through three more seasons in the NFL after the release of this album that ultimately led to his 1989 Hall of Fame induction.
-spase

http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/34864
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9. "I usually don't like to be touched by strange men, but something gives me the feeling that you're harmless."
-spase


http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/34811
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7. 'Jack Emblow Sextet'? REALLY!?!
-spase


http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/34788
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1.5."Thanks, man, here's your feelin' back."

"Um, no, you keep it. Yes, I'm QUITE sure."

1. All we have left from the bail-out are sub-prime hunches.
-spase

http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/34654
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10. A rare oddity, Ken is the only known Lego man to have matured to an average human height.

-spase


http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/34619
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3.5. Outer space meets inner-cest.

3. Looks like that brother's Johnson is about to make a 'purple stain'.
-spase


http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/34578
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6. That girl on the right is not very convincing...
-spase


http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/34516
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46.5. If you play this record backwards it nags you about menial household chores and your general impotence and lack of virility; you know, to set the mood...
46. Turns out Ke$ha simply bought the rights to this original and did a note-for-note remake for her debut album. That explains why her music makes me want to KILL MYSELF!
-spase


http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/34468
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And the "Bizarre Possible Death Threat So Cleverly Parsed That The Authorities Wouldn't Consider It As Such" Award goes to:
Featuring the 1973 Oscar nomination for "Best Original Song in a Foreign Language Far East Western with Sub-titles";
"Anata wa, kokku no kao o shinu yo!"
(translate at: http://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT#en|ja|You%20gonna%20die%2C%20cock%20face!)
-spase (i wonder where the link will take me!)


http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/34413
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6.5. "Whistling organ" also happens to be a side-effect of Viagra for women.
6. Judging by the way "Baby" is walking, it looks like that organ recently got happy and whistled the whole Andy Griffith Show theme to his prostate.
-spase (no redactions, unless you actually physically redact them, especially if they're good ... I don't care if it is actually named "The Old Fishin' Hole")


http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/34314
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8. Flailing about in a fit of panic, he just couldn't shake that gonorrhea...
-spase


http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/edit/32783
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Paulthezombie's "Weekend of the Living Dead Caption Contest"
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"The announcer has an eccentric ritual to warm up his vocal chords before a race."
- spase

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Beiber or Barf "Bullshit Bombfest"
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FIRST PLACE T-SHIRT/SINGLE-USE TOILET PAPER WINNER!

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We really should hang out with Ken more...

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http://www.funnyordie.com/captions/ratings/1096269
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Winning Caption

No, no, Sir Dislexicles! I SAID, "Burn all their MAPS!

http://www.funnyordie.com/caption_contests/3ffd412d73/caption-contest

Wow, looks like I may be in the running for a T-shirt!
Thanks if you thought that was funny, and if you voted die, well, I'm trying but it's a lifelong process - keep checking back...
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