Something that Mike/Butch Perron/Jackson came up with, and felt like adding my own 2 cents.
5 great movies:
Bubba Ho-Tep: Starring the king of B Horror movies, Bruce "I can kick Chuck Norris' ass" Campbell, plays Elvis Presley who is living out his last days in a west Texas elderly home along with a black man who claims to be President John F. Kennedy (played by the legendary Ossie Davis). They band together to battle a soul-sucking mummy that's dressed as a cowboy. It truly is a great movie.
Machine Girl: A great splatter flick from Japan about a high school girl whose brother is killed by bullies with connections to the yakuza. When she loses an arm trying to avenge him, the family of her brother's friend (who was also killed) give her a machine gun to replace it. It's okay, they're car mechanics, it'll work. Also, it has ninjas in tracksuits, chainsaw legs, a flying guillotine, a drill bra, and enough blood to give any gore-hound a chubby.
Shoot 'Em Up: A funny, and over-the-top action comedy starring Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, and Paul Giamatti. It follows the exploits of a man named Smith (Owen) who helps deliver a baby in the middle of a gunfight and protects it from a gang of bad, bad men lead by Giamatti. It has some great kills via carrots, plus, it has Monica Bellucci in a pretty skimpy outfit.
Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte des Loups): A French kung-fu creature feature that takes place in pre-Revolutionary France. It has Mark Decascos (from Iron Chef America) and Vincent Cassel doing some pretty cool fighting. Also, Monica Bellucci topless.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters: Great movie, I recommend it to all my friends. Plus, I thought I'd put up a movie that doesn't feature blood spilling all over the place. Hold on.......shit.
5 people to punch:
George W. Bush: I really don't hate Republicans or conservatives (Some of my friends are, plus one of my favorite actors is Bruce Willis, and I love South Park), but really. If there's anyone that deserves a punch, it's him.
Flava Flav: Don't really hate him, I just want to see if I can knock out a crackhead-viking-superhero-midget.
The guys who made "Date Movie", "Epic Movie", "Meet the Spartans", and "Disaster Movie": There's really no good reason these guys should make these movies.
King Hippo: Pretty easy to figure out. Just punch him in the belly so his pants fall down, and uppercut until he falls down.
A Simple Plan: These guys are the personification of suck, a mantle formerly occupied by Creed.