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Published: June 29, 2012
Description: Batman and Darth Vader had a Staring Contest.

The New York City Subway system experienced major delays as a costumed Darth Vader and Batman refused to let anyone off the train until they finished their staring contest. Batman claimed that Darth Vader was, "blinking his ass off under that stupid helmet" and that, "Nobody beats Batman in a staring contest, not even Batman. There have been totally preventable crimes that I didn't stop because I was in a staring contest with myself in the mirror." The contest ended when police showed up and arrested both men for disturbing the peace, blocking a fire exit, and Batman was also charged for being a costumed vigilante.