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January 01, 2017
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Take a moment to consider everything here.

2016 might be over, but Smaug IS NOT!

If you couldn’t believe all the crazy stuff Kanye did in 2016, suspend your disbelief for a few moments more. Here are five of the most outrageous things Benedict Cumberbatch as Smaug did not say that Kanye West did say. Can you believe it? I can’t because it never happened. If it did though, man, that’d be a cool blooper reel or something.

- Whoa by 50 percent I am more influential than Stanley Kubrick, Apostle Paul, Picasso… fuck Picasso and Escobar. By 50 per cent more influential than any other human being.

- When you’re the absolute best, you get hated on the most.

- My goal, if I was going to do art, fine art, would have been to become Picasso or greater… That always sounds so funny to people, comparing yourself to someone who has done so much, and that’s a mentality that suppresses humanity…

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Smaug is from 2013, 3 years before Kanye said ANY of the quotes here

- One of my biggest achilles heels has been my ego. And if I, Kanye West, can remove my ego, I think there’s hope for everyone.

- baby do poo-poo

Well, maybe your an eagle eye and saw that one of those quotes was not by Smaug or Kanye, but by my nephew Daniel. Please check out more on Smaug on TNT probably right now and Kanye at Sam Goody.

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