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Published March 30, 2013

 

Monkeys are what people used to be before God changed monkeys to people! But, somehow, very little is known about monkeys? This is because they’re almost impossible to catch. Ever wished you could know MORE about monkeys?

 

These are.... 10 MONKEY FACTS!

 

  1. There are over 250 different species of monkeys.
  2. Monkeys have tails, while apes do not.
  3. Monkeys can chew their way out of a bag.
  4. Monkeys love bananas, just like us, and they peel them, just like us.
  5. Monkeys can have herpes, just like I do, and they can spread it to others, just like I did.
  6. The loudest species of monkey is the big one!
  7. Monkeys communicate using sounds, gestures and facial expressions, just like Italians.
  8. Monkeys wearing clothes always fool my family into thinking they’re people.
  9. Monkey meat is the toughest, least delicious meat.
  10. The reason some monkeys stayed monkeys and some became humans is something only God understands!

 

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