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May 08, 2018
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Seymore Foxhole and The Black Hole Report ! with the latest News Flash ! Join Seymore's FB page or finish your sandwich. .

Black Hole Report News Flash fromSeymore Foxhole:

UBER HAS PLANS FOR A FLYING RIDE SHARE PROGRAM.

ITS NICKNAME IS L.O.B, or LOOK OUT BELOW.

I’M NOT SAYING THE PUBLIC ISN’T DYING TO FLY WITH UBER ,

(BAD CHOICE OF WORDS ), BUT PACKING THE LUNCH

JUST BECAME PACKING THE PARACHUTE.

OF COURSE THERE’S UPSIDES.

EXTENDING THE DRIVEWAY JUST BECAME AN OPTION.

CROSSING THE BORDER FOR YOUR MEDS’ JUST GOT FASTER.

YOU GET TO THROW LUGGAGE.

SEE THE GRAND CANYON FOR FREE,OR WHAT EVER THAT BIG HOLE IS.

ITS REALLY UBERIFFIC !
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YOU, A PART TIME PILOT.

UBER, A COMMITTED PARTNER.

CUSTOMERS, SCARED TO DEATH NOT TO TIP BIG.

IVE SEEN THE FUTURE OF TRAVEL

AFTER A 30 MINUTE DELAY.

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