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Published November 04, 2008
Oh, the data, the data! Get ready to spend all afternoon listening to various statistics and polling data that will ultimately prove nobody knows a damn thing about statistics and polling data. Forget the predictably unpredictable exit polls. We conducted our own survey of voters and collected some real data: PERCENTAGE OF VOTERS WHO: Left the polling station and had a sudden panic attack that they ?accidentally voted for the wrong guy: 61% Took lewd photos of themselves in the voting booth: 10% Were undecided until receiving message from God at second they stepped into booth: 16% Percentage of that group who voted for McCain: 100% Were named "Mickey Mouse": 23% Saw their neighbor, Mr. Jimmy Liberal, vote for McCain: 18% Looked at a black voter and tried to say "I"m voting for your guy" with their eyes: 94% Wept openly: 65%Lied to a pollster: 99% Read more from Related: Issues Watch: The Levi-Bristol Marriage <p class="fRelated"><strong> Previously:</strong> <a href="">Election Day, when America pretends that every vote counts</a></p> <p class="fRelated"><strong> From the Room:</strong> <a href="">Breaking! McCain Concedes</a></p>