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Published February 25, 2011
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a blonde from California) confided to her co-workers she had three goals  for her trip to the Lone Star State:              1.   She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.2.   She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.               3.   And she wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.  Upon returning, the girls were curious  as to how she fared.  'Let me tell you, they have a bush down there called a  Mesquite and when they slow cook the brisket over  that wood, it's ooooh so good!The taste is unbelievable!'  'And I went to a real rodeo - Talk about  athletes!  Those guys wrestle full grown bulls!  They  ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off their horsesand grab the bull by the horns and throw em to the ground - It's just  incredible!'Then came the big question,  'Well tell us....did you have sex with  a real cowboy?!?''Are you kidding?  When I saw the size of the  condoms they carry in their back pockets, no way in hell was I gonna have sex with a freakin cowboy from Texas!" 
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