Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a blonde from California) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
3. And she wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
'Let me tell you, they have a bush down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook the brisket over that wood, it's ooooh so good!
The taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo - Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off their horses
and grab the bull by the horns and throw em to the ground - It's just incredible!'
Then came the big question, 'Well tell us....did you have sex with a real cowboy?!?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets, no way in hell was I gonna have sex with a freakin cowboy from Texas!"