Today's Stupid Ass Question
By Gisele Noel August 12, 2010 | 79 Views
Dear SAQ’s:

Dear Jim Bob Duggar,
The other day as I left the grocery store I
noticed an amish taxi wagon with a yellow triangle on the back. I had
lots of groceries so I decided to hitch a ride. When the guy turned
around I said 26 Elm Street please. He said, “this aint no taxi cab.”
But, took me home anyway. When I got home I gave him a chicken. He
seemed unhappy. Did I under pay him? Should I have given him a dozen
eggs as well? He only took me 4 blocks.

Dear Jim Bob Duggar,
I
know you're stretched thin, but a chicken is hardly enough compensation
to haul 20+ people even just 4 blocks. Next time I suggest you at
least offer the nice Amish man a kid or two so he can have free child
labor for his farm too. Just watch your back because I heard the Amish
were looking to score a quilt making show on TLC next season.
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