Yuck. I get chills just looking at that monster.
The Daily Mail caught up with Bale, giving her the chance to clear the air. She started off apologetic, saying "it was a split second of misjudgment that has got completely out of control." Fair enough. It's almost as if she's on the path to forgiveness.
Nope, she then followed with this gem:
"I don't know what the fuss is about. It's just a cat."
"I did it as a joke because I thought it would be funny."
Oh. I didn't realize we're actually dealing with a jokester here. No biggie. It's probably part of her one-woman show, "I'm The Worst."
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