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August 25, 2010

Woman throws cat in the garbage, gives appropriately terrible explanation.

In cat news, we've found the worst woman in the world. Her name is Mary Bale and she's in England. What'd she do? She threw a CAT in the garbage. And of course, since it involves a cat, there's a video of it on the internet. You can watch it on this small-time file sharing site because I refuse to post it. But here's evil wearing a sequined dress:

Yuck. I get chills just looking at that monster.

The Daily Mail caught up with Bale, giving her the chance to clear the air. She started off apologetic, saying "it was a split second of misjudgment that has got completely out of control." Fair enough. It's almost as if she's on the path to forgiveness.

Nope, she then followed with this gem:

"I don't know what the fuss is about. It's just a cat."

Go on...

"I did it as a joke because I thought it would be funny."

Oh. I didn't realize we're actually dealing with a jokester here. No biggie. It's probably part of her one-woman show, "I'm The Worst."

As always, this is Funny or Die. Your number one source for cat news.