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Obama's post-presidential plans are waaaaaaay chill.

You know the feeling when you’re almost off work on a Friday and you can already taste that happy hour priced cocktail. That’s where President Obama is right now in his final presidential term. He’s metaphorically unbuttoned his pants, ready to change into sweats.

At his last White House Correspondents Dinner, Obama went balls to the wall and no one was safe from his white hot zingers. Here were some of the best.

On Hillary

“Next year at this time someone else will be standing here. It’s anyone’s guess who she will be.”

And Bernie, too

“Bernie, you look like $1 million bucks — or, in terms you understand, 37,000 donations of $27.”

The state of the press

Spotlight is… a movie about investigative journalists with resources and autonomy to chase down the truth. Best fantasy film since Star Wars.”

And of course, Trump

The Republican establishment is incredulous that he’s the likely nominee. Shocking! They say Donald lacks the foreign policy experience to be president. But in fairness, he has spent years meeting with leaders from around the world: Ms Sweden, Ms. Argentina, Ms. Azerbaijan.”


The best part of the evening was a look into Obama’s post presidential plans. What will he do with all his free time? Who will he hang with? Is there a better movie than Toy Story?


Here is his full speech routine.

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