1. "What play did you run on that last pass? I know I didn't call that shit.."
2. "Not even I know how the fuck you pulled that one off, swear to me."
3. "I'm starting to see a whole lot of Judas in that John Elway guy....kill him."
4. "When that reporter asked you how you made all those in-game adjustments, you almost forgot to thank me first and foremost. Don't let that shit happen again."
5. "Funny how Roger Goodell has kept his distance from you. What'd I tell ya about that guy.."
6. "Do you have any idea how much ass you could be getting right now? I just don't get it..I know I never taught you that shit."
7. "I lost a lot of money in Vegas because of you bucko! Chill, chill..I'm just fucking with you."
8. "You know I'm only doing this for you because I am sick and fucking tired of hearing about Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga."
9. "Want a bump? No?? My me, do you party at all?!
10."Hey do they still got McRib goin' on at Mickey D's? Damn it..."
- Why is it when someone express's belief in God, people want to pick on them?
- I guess this means I go to hell for being a liberal and a Steelers fan? I'm just glad it's a secret ballot in the election or I'd be really in trouble.
- Could've done without the lame McRib joke at the end.
- I have no problem making fun of god or anything else for that matter but this is just stupid and not funny at all.
- I also love the McRib!
- i found this very funny. and i'm a christian and neither a tebow fan nor a steelers fan. because i think it's funny doesn't automatically mean i'm going to hell for it. sheesh people. it's a joke
- whoever wrote those is not funny...AT ALL. they are stupid and ignorant. oh plus God does not cuss.
- looks like somebody's team didn't win...
- This is WAY OUTTA LINE!!! Completely WRONG!! :(
- Number 4 is the one that made me laugh...the rest were "meh"
- I'm a Steelers fan and laughed my ass off, love it!
- I always prayed to God/Satan that one day I could marry a Hooters girl.. Low and behold... I did. He works in mysterious ways.
- Not funny.
- Funny? Yes! Low brow? Yes! Tebow a homo? Yes!
- It's not making fun of god. It's an actual event that actually happened
- I thought this was funny. TEBOW SUPER BOWL MVP
- i was embarrassed reading it out loud!!!!!
- this was really poor and not funny....try not to use the word shit so much...not funny at all
- If God was real... I'm sure God would have said "Tim you're no Pat Tillman"
- Another thing He'd ask, 'are you sure you're not playing for the "other' team? This seems pretty anti-me.'
- Do people really get paid to write this?
- i dont get it fuck this BACK TO FUNNYJUNK!!!!!!!
- A bar of soap might be in order.
- Yeah, this could be funnier, D+ only because God swears. Oh, and in regards to anyone offended as a Christian... Suck it up, no one gets left behind in the joke game.
- This sucks and was clearly wrote by a steelers fan.