What God Said to Tim Tebow After He Beat the Steelers

By mistereffoex January 10, 2012 | 59,564 Views
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1. "What play did you run on that last pass? I know I didn't call that shit.."

2. "Not even I know how the fuck you pulled that one off, swear to me."

3. "I'm starting to see a whole lot of Judas in that John Elway guy....kill him."

4. "When that reporter asked you how you made all those in-game adjustments, you almost forgot to thank me first and foremost. Don't let that shit happen again."

5. "Funny how Roger Goodell has kept his distance from you. What'd I tell ya about that guy.."

6. "Do you have any idea how much ass you could be getting right now? I just don't get it..I know I never taught you that shit."

7. "I lost a lot of money in Vegas because of you bucko! Chill, chill..I'm just fucking with you."

8. "You know I'm only doing this for you because I am sick and fucking tired of hearing about Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga."

9. "Want a bump? No?? My me, do you party at all?!

10."Hey do they still got McRib goin' on at Mickey D's? Damn it..."

 

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  • Why is it when someone express's belief in God, people want to pick on them?
  • I guess this means I go to hell for being a liberal and a Steelers fan? I'm just glad it's a secret ballot in the election or I'd be really in trouble.
  • Could've done without the lame McRib joke at the end.
  • I have no problem making fun of god or anything else for that matter but this is just stupid and not funny at all.
  • I also love the McRib!
  • i found this very funny. and i'm a christian and neither a tebow fan nor a steelers fan. because i think it's funny doesn't automatically mean i'm going to hell for it. sheesh people. it's a joke
  • whoever wrote those is not funny...AT ALL. they are stupid and ignorant. oh plus God does not cuss.
  • looks like somebody's team didn't win...
  • This is WAY OUTTA LINE!!! Completely WRONG!! :(
  • Number 4 is the one that made me laugh...the rest were "meh"
  • I'm a Steelers fan and laughed my ass off, love it!
  • I always prayed to God/Satan that one day I could marry a Hooters girl.. Low and behold... I did. He works in mysterious ways.
  • Not funny.
  • Funny? Yes! Low brow? Yes! Tebow a homo? Yes!
  • It's not making fun of god. It's an actual event that actually happened
  • I thought this was funny. TEBOW SUPER BOWL MVP
  • i was embarrassed reading it out loud!!!!!
  • this was really poor and not funny....try not to use the word shit so much...not funny at all
  • If God was real... I'm sure God would have said "Tim you're no Pat Tillman"
  • Another thing He'd ask, 'are you sure you're not playing for the "other' team? This seems pretty anti-me.'
  • Do people really get paid to write this?
  • i dont get it fuck this BACK TO FUNNYJUNK!!!!!!!
  • A bar of soap might be in order.
  • Yeah, this could be funnier, D+ only because God swears. Oh, and in regards to anyone offended as a Christian... Suck it up, no one gets left behind in the joke game.
  • This sucks and was clearly wrote by a steelers fan.
 
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